Still looking for a last-minute Valentine's gift for your sweetie? How about something that does double duty, like these Viagra candy hearts. It's a safe bet that this story, about Pfizer giving out low-dose Viagra tablets in the shape of candy conversation hearts as a Valentine's promotion, is bogus, but it wouldn't be a bad idea for Pfizer to mix up their branding and packaging a bit. 
Here's an idea that would let them keep their trademark blue diamond shape: partner with General Mills Foods and release Lucky Charms Viagra. They'll just need to make pills in the shapes of yellow moons, green clovers, pink hearts, orange stars, and maybe a couple other things they added in the cereal since I was a kid. The ad slogan writes itself: Get Lucky in Love.
