Best. Headshot. Ever.

Thumbnail image for humor_icon.jpgIf you're a fan of the CBS series "Parks and Recreation", then you're already acquainted with the awesomeness of Ron Swanson, a.k.a. Nick Offerman. Nick Offerman is just about as much of a badass in real life as his alter-ego Swanson is on screen, and he's got photographic proof to back it up. Here's a man who embodies the phrase "big swinging dick".

Decades ago, when the young Offerman was launching his acting career, he was was told he would be typecast as working class fellas: plumbers, bus drivers, farmers and the like. His response? " My response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?' " Offerman had a 3/4 body photograph of himself taken with a prosthetic penis as big as his arm sticking out of his fly.

Well, that's one way to get the attention of casting agents. It did get him parts in a couple of plays. Seems like it could have landed him a contract as a Viagra spokesman.

These days, his acting prowess is undebatable.

Coincidentally, the owner of the world's largest penis, Jonah Falcon, is also an actor, but has never shown his, uh, talent in the same manner as Offerman.